Monday, April 26, 2010

Dearest Disgusting Old Man,

Just wanted to say thank you for cutting my routine short today, as you followed me for 30 minutes while I was jogging. The HUGE ego boost you gave me for treating me like a hooker and waiting for me under the overpass was EXACTLY what I needed to start my day off right! I LOVE intense cardio, and nothing makes me run faster than the fear of being abducted, raped, and/or killed.

Your efforts don't go unnoticed and they're greatly appreciated. Thanks again!

<3, 
Liz 
Save my soul from all these troubled times
And all the drugs
That I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind
I'm always sober, always aching
Always heading towards mass suicide

--NMH/Song Against Sex

2 comments:

  1. oh by the way 'lizabeth. remind me to give you this movie i have on my computer. Its called waking life. its a surreal movie about lucid dreams and whatnot. you'd dig it. totally suits your whole deal.

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  2. lol that would be great, but first you'd have to tell me who you are anonymous
    = )

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